Falling in love

Things I’ve said to women while looking for love

(Ask pertinent questions about weird family photos)

Good for you two you have his baby?

Kenzie

(Compliment their clothing.)

To educate your date or give him something else to ponder while starting at your chest?

Kenzie

(Question their clothing choices.)

Still feels warm for a beanie or maybe, you’re robbing a liquor store on the way home.

Kenzie

(When they take timer photos.)

A sexy light switch ad. Keep it off.

Kenzie

(Questionable life choices.)

Digital entrepreneur? Onlyfans?

Kenzie

(Ah. Phoenix and its HOAs)

That’s an interesting location. Old neighborhoods are nice and quiet. Chased away all the minorities.

Kenzie

(Tell me more about music festivals. 😒😳)

Drinking outside like, we’re homeless. Great idea.

Kenzie

(Share each other’s dreams.)

Did you think when you were small, “I’m going to do HR.”

Kenzie

(Enjoy the oddness.)

We manifest stuff huh? How come you have a ladder then? Just manifest being tall.

Kenzie

(Appreciate their love for the holidays.)

Looks like Christmas threw up on you.

Kenzie

(Why are we at this yard sale?)

Its a nice, yard sale. Don’t touch me.

Kenzie

(Compliment their tastes for inner beauty.)

Good for you and your love for ugly animals.

Kenzie

(Asking what’s in their drink)

What is it, eggs?

Kenzie

(Don’t let happy dogs fool you.)

Your dogs seem to know you. I mean, you feed them. So. It’s cheating.

Kenzie

(Don’t ask me to do this.)

Aw. Somebody bought a rose at a dive bar.

Kenzie

(When they drink too much not on your tab. 🤣😁)

Go home Emily. You’re drunk.

Kenzie

(When they make you see EVERY vacation photo.)

How do I know that’s you being all Lara Croft and stuff?

Kenzie

(Respect the animals.)

Sometimes, animals are better friends.

Kenzie

(Ask about their job.)

How come all the mortgage people are pretty and the real estate people look like used car salesman?

Kenzie

(Make sure, to make sure.)

Selfies are kind of weird, huh?

Kenzie

(Commend them for their hate.)

Good for you for hating fat people. Really coloring outside the lines. There.

Kenzie

(Compliment their pets.)

These dogs are well behaved how much do you beat them?

Kenzie

(Talk about the weather.)

That’s how I look when I’m drinking outside just, not as pretty. Still. A bit confused because it’s a 150 outside.

Kenzie

(Compliment their logistics aptitudes.)

Good for you for moving to the Whitest part of Phoenix.

Kenzie

(When they order something huge because you’re buying. 🙄😒)

They bring this out with a charcuterie board the same size. Like, a truck bed. For the gram.

Kenzie