I Made This Today

My friend became a citizen today. He started in the fields picking peaches. He would get paid by the bag. Then he made “too much” so he’d get paid by the pallet and have to split it. Capitalism. 🙄😒

Only 16 years later and lots of paperwork. Bam. Citizen. I just had to well be the fastest sperm.

Then I met some guys from Hungary. Might eat some Hungarian food this weekend. They also said, “American women are selfish. My sister will like you.”

😁🤣🤣🤣😳