Wedding Photos

Kenzie Townsend

Our good friend who also works on small movie projects in Hollywood was available to record the wedding. We’ve known each other a long time. He is just a regular guy around us that just happens to have 12 pack abs and no blemishes. Anywhere. Like he’s, photoshopped in real life. His cheat day is Chick Fil A with me. I’d just call that lunch myself. 🤷‍♂️

“I’m finishing the photos of the wedding.”

“Can you make a fun one for me?”

“Like make you look fitter?”

“No? We all can’t be you Superman.”

“What do you want?”

“Angelina Jolie as my date.”


“I think, she’d like me. You can find a pic of her laughing or something.”

“Man. Sigh. How about someone younger?”

“How younger?”

“Hailee Steinfeld?”

“Bruh? I have socks older than her.”

“I’m busy.”

“Oh. Well, see what you can do. All my photos look super lonely. I’m never going to another wedding.”